Q: What colour of eggs do peacocks lay?

A: Peacocks don't lay eggs. Peacocks are male.

I don't know what you have in that basket, but, I can assure you, they are not peacock eggs. We won't be enjoying a peacock egg omelet on our little picnic.

How could you even afford those eggs? Where did you get money?

Oh, no.

Honey, didn't you learn anything when you got those beans?