Q: What are the drug categories?

A: Drugs fall into three categories:

Drugs That Are Perfectly Okay: Caffeine, Pain Killers (in proper doses), Decongestants, Appetite Suppressants, Sleep Aids, Drugs that Cure AIDs or Cancer.

Drugs that Are Okay Provided You Are Charismatic Or Talented: Marijuana, Pain Killers (in excessive amounts), Amphetamines, A Little Bit of Cocaine

Drugs that Are Bad: Heroin, Crack, Methaphetamines, Drugs that Make You Good at Sports,

I hope that clears up any confusion.

Please note: this list is not acceptable in a court of law.