Monday, May 9, 2011

Q: How can the sun be seen from earth?

A:  With a telescope.

Or binoculars.

Or the naked eye.

Stare at it while you can, before it goes away.

Oh, wait. I'm thinking of glaciers.

The sun's not going anywhere. Nor should you stare at it.

I probably should have told you to stop staring a few hours ago.

I apologize.

On the bright side, unless comic books have lied to me, your other senses will improve.

I also apologize for using the phrase "on the bright side." How inconsiderate of me. Boy, is my face red.

You'll have to trust me.

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Ryan Callahan has written, produced, or directed shows for ABC, A&E, SHowtime, The CW, TVLand, Animal Planet and other networks even lower on your dial. When not making TV, or writing fake answers, he reads books, buys books, or buys books to read later. Follow WikiFakeAnswers on Twitter and Facebook