Q: What happens when your home gets auctioned?

A: Follow these simple steps:

1.) Build a time machine.

2.) Travel back in time.

3.) Choreograph a show-stopping dance number using all your eccentric neighbors and relatives.

4.) Win the Tri-State Talent Show.

5.) Use the prize money to pay off the back taxes and save your home from those selfish yuppies. .

But, before you do all that, you have to do one little thing:

Leave. Immediately.

The yuppies are moving in today and they don't want their children infected by your sadness.