Q: Is it bad to lift weights and then run?

A: Don't play dumb with me. You knew full well what you were doing.

Do you really expect this court to believe that  you broke into the vault under cover of night, slit the throats of two guards, disabled the security cameras, loaded all the gold you could carry into a heavy duty duffel bag, then took off running into the darkness, all for the exercise?

That you coveted the gold, not for it's value, but for it's weight?

That you did not commit theft, but only a violent and bizarre act of fitness?

Really?

I don't understand you kids today. Maybe it's time I retired from the bench.

Okay, new rule: whoever can rip this gavel from my hands gets to be the judge for the rest of the day.

However, if you try and fail, you will be sentenced to death.

Any takers?

No one?

You're all a bunch of cowards.