Tuesday, March 1, 2011

Q: Can a physical change can change an object into a different kind of matter?

A: It sure can.

Take your physical change, for instance.

When you were beautiful, I was a a completely engaged husband who hung on your every word and lived to make you happy.

Then your apartment building caught on fire.

Now that you're horribly scarred, I've become a disinterested husband wondering how long he has to wait to get a divorce before people judge him.

What was that, honey?

If I adjust your pillow, I might have to touch you. I can't put myself through that right now.

Press that button and call a nurse. Maybe the cute blonde will come.

At least one of us should be happy.

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Ryan Callahan has written, produced, or directed shows for ABC, A&E, SHowtime, The CW, TVLand, Animal Planet and other networks even lower on your dial. When not making TV, or writing fake answers, he reads books, buys books, or buys books to read later. Follow WikiFakeAnswers on Twitter and Facebook