Friday, February 18, 2011

Q: What it means when you see a green lizard on your pillow?

A: Might be a good time to give up drinking.

Or, to start drinking.

Really depends if the lizard is real or a hallucination.

Only one way to tell:

Give it a kiss.

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Ryan Callahan has written, produced, or directed shows for ABC, A&E, SHowtime, The CW, TVLand, Animal Planet and other networks even lower on your dial. When not making TV, or writing fake answers, he reads books, buys books, or buys books to read later. Follow WikiFakeAnswers on Twitter and Facebook