Q: What is a penguins favorite color?

A: Judging by the way she flew into a rage once she saw that new dress, I can only assume that it's not yellow.

I've never seen a penguin so angry. Who knew they could get so bloodthirsty? And the way she kicked, like she had training or something.

Yup, penguins sure do hate the color yellow.

She didn't even seem to appreciate all the time and effort you put into designing the dress, dying the fabric, and sewing everything together by hand. Once she saw that yellow, Bam! She went after you like a gorilla protecting her young.

I guess that means the end for you two. Can't say I'm surprised. Most of us saw it coming. You two never did make much sense as a couple. You could barely communicate and you didn't seem to have much in common aside from a fear of Killer whales and a love of krill. You guys were pretty much doomed from the start.

You sure are one hard luck case when it comes to love.

Have you ever thought about dating human women, or does it always have to be penguins?