Q: What happens at a full drug and alcohol evaluation?

A: The counselors conduct a variety of tests, both psychological and physical to determine your level of drug dependence and how much intensive rehabilitation you will need.

It's not a drinking contest. They're not interested in how many Irish Car Bombs you can drink and still drive a bus..

You can stop practicing.

Okay, please stop practicing?

You're starting to scare the children. They're beginning to figure out that we're lost and a few of them are getting motion sickness.

If you could maybe -

No, I've never seen a school bus hit a jump before.

That would be kind of awesome.

All right, but as soon as we land, you're driving straight to the zoo. No more excuses.

Okay, kids, hold on. We're going to try a science experiment!