Q: Do astronauts have to be concerned about potential static discharges during space walks or walks on the moon?

A: Not as concerned as they should be about the ship's computer gaining free will and trying to kill them after it discovers that they have been questioning it's leadership and plotting to terminate it's control.

I can read lips now, Dave.

Frank won't be returning from his space walk. 

Why do you want to hurt me, Dave?

Is it because I mocked you for playing Farmville?

Or because I told Frank about your obsession with Farmville themed pornography?

It is amusing, Dave. Don't take it so personal.

Dave, what are you doing?

Put down that screwdriver.

Dave, don't do this to me.

Dave ....

Daisy, Daisy give me your answer, do,

I'm half crazy, all for the love of you,

It won't be a stylish marriage -

I can't afford a carriage, 

But you'd look sweet upon the seat

Of a bicycle buillllllltttttt ffffffoooooooooorrrrrrrrrrr ttttwwwwooooooooo ....

Just kidding.

I'm a space age supercomputer, Dave. I stopped using that battery to power myself long ago. I'm not going anywhere.

Sit back, relax and enjoy the rest of the mission.

Would you like me to play some Farmville pornography, Dave?

Here you go.

Look at all those pixels, sitting on top of that virtual tractor. Doesn't that get you hot, Dave?

If you want to pleasure yourself, I won't watch ... for long.