Q: What is the mood chart for the Collezio mood watch?

A: The colors indicate mood as follows:

Red: Angry. Irritated. Possibly on fire.

Orange: Inconsolable at the loss of a trusted friend, your old Sega Genesis version of Lakers vs. Bulls and the NBA Playoffs.

Yellow: Regretting your decision not to follow your father into the safe, stable, often lucrative world of insurance and instead choosing to study theatre at Julliard, Yale Drama, and The Actor's Studio, resulting in your current job, playing a mute banana in the latest Fruit of the Loom campaign.

Green: In midst of transformation from Dr. Bruce Banner into The Incredible Hulk after heated conversation with General "Thuderbolt" Ross over parking space.

Blue: Annoyed at self for forgetting safe word.

Indigo: Wildly in love with the latest object of your affections, who also happens to be named Indigo, yet mildly annoyed by the exorbitant cover charge and two drink minimum at her place of employment.

Violet: Joyful. No one in school history has ever beaten such a nerdy child so savagely at recess. You will be the toast of the teachers' lounge for months.

Black: Deceased, but starting to feel better. Wishing last will and testament had required four days between death and burial instead of three.