Thursday, January 13, 2011

Q: What did the kids in the Maryland colony learn?

A: How to keep the count.

Where to hide the package.

When to order the re-up.

How often to toss their burners.

To always keep their mouth shut.

Not to cross Avon or Stringer.

To run when Omar comes around.

And the most important lesson of all:

You come at the king, you best not miss.

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