Q: Is Robert Duvall alive?

A: Yes.

This is a wax museum. Not a memorial.

That is a statue of Robert Duvall. A wax statute. That is not the corpse of Robert Duvall, stuffed and mounted.

If this was a memorial. If that was the corpse of Robert Duvall, we probably would have dressed him in the costume of Tom Hagan, or Col. Kilgore. Or his character from Tender Mercies.

Not as Boo Radley.

But since this is not a memorial, and is a wax museum, specifically a To Kill a Mockingbird wax museum, he's dressed up like Boo Radley.

I understand that your father worshiped the The Great Santini. I understand he based his life, and theories of parenting, on tha movie. I understand that caused you a lot of hardship growing up. That is not Robert Duvall's fault. It's certainly not the fault of a wax replica of Robert Duvall, dressed as Boo Radley.

Please stop hitting the statue.