Q: How much money does cars cost?

A: I have cars on this lot to fit any budget. But you, sir, you look like a man of discriminating tastes. A man of means. A man who requires a car with a little something extra. I have the perfect car for you.

Isn't she wonderful? That right there is a 1982 Pontiac Trans Am. Black. Sleek. Sexy. A guy came in here a while ago, real good-looking fella, bit down on his luck and I bought it from him. This car was mighty beat up, but I got in there, fixed her up real good. She's a fine piece of machinery. Sure, she's got nearly 300,000 miles on her, but those are freeway miles. This car's in tip top shape.

Want to see the best part? This car has some kind of early GPS computer inside. Now, it's not really good at giving directions, and it mostly whines and asks questions, mostly about some guy named Michael, but it really is a hoot. And let me tell you one thing: the ladies love it.

Especially the young ones. I guess the voice reminds them of some show called Boy Meets World or something. I don't know. I don't ask questions. I just sit back, relax and enjoy the loving. Boy, the things I've done in this car.

Obviously, I'll have the car detailed, free of charge, should you decide to buy it.