Saturday, January 1, 2011

Q: How long does it take to sail one mile?

A: Sailing a mile usually takes about ten minutes. We should be able to cover the distance in about two.

I stole the engine out of that rich jock's Porsche and put it in the boat.

Now we can win the regatta, save Grandma's home from foreclosure and learn a valuable lesson about putting aside our differences and coming together as a team.

We'll be able to do all these things once we mutiny and throw the captain overboard.

He refuses to use the Porsche engine. He considers it cheating.

I guess he doesn't care about winning the regatta. Or saving your Grandma's house.

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