Friday, December 31, 2010

Q: Why has one eye gotten smaller than the other?

A: Your eye isn't getting smaller. It's swelling shut. Because you keep getting hit in the face.

That's also why you keep spitting out teeth.

And why you can't breath out of your nose anymore.

There's a reason amateurs are forbidden from competing in the Kumite. 

I guess your brother's death will go unavenged. 

No, don't try that. 

That's not the Dim Mak. 

That's the Shocker. 

That won't help you at all. 

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