Q: How do you call a friend that threw her problems on you?

A: That really depends on the nature of the problems.

If the problems are emotional, such as relationship drama, or financial difficulties,  simply take a deep breath, count to ten and realize that you are not responsible for your friend's emotional well being. Calmly offer your friend any advice you may have, but make sure you set proper boundaries. If you friend really cares about you, she will remain your friend. If she doesn't care, and she's only using you as an emotional crutch at her convenience, then you are better off without her.

If the problem is physical, such as the body of dead lover, or drifter your friend mowed down with her car while drunk driving, you have to start moving quick. You're in it now! By catching the body when she threw it, you became an accomplice. Your fingerprints are probably all over him, so you had better start helping. Again, take a deep breath and count to ten. Remember, there is a simple solution here: No body, no crime. You will need a hacksaw, and a vat of hydrochloric acid. Once you dismember the body, you can dissolve it  in the acid. Then, you'll have to help your friend come up with an alibi.

What do you mean you don't have a hacksaw?

What kind of a friend are you?