Wednesday, January 5, 2011

Q: Does homeowners insurance cover personal items that were stolen from another persons home?

A: Sometimes, yes.

In your case, no.

Your homeowners insurance simply does not cover the loss of your daughter's virginity.

And I don't think it was worth nearly as much as you claim.

She's been trying to give that thing away for years. I have a hard time believing it was even stolen.

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