A: I made them myself.
Well, I made the chair part.
They were already wagon wheels when I found them.
I happened upon them in the desert. They were next to a wagon.
On a wagon, technically.
There was a man next to the wagon.
An old man.
He was crying.
It seems someone had robbed him at gunpoint and then subsequently murdered his wife and children.
He was probably crying because he was so sad.
On account of the murder of the his wife.
And the murder of his children.
You know who wasn't crying?
Me.
I was too busy smiling.
Smiling about my giant savings on these wagon wheels.
They cost almost nothing. He practically gave them to me.
What a nice man. I wonder whatever happened to him.
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