Saturday, November 27, 2010

Q: Are the shy girls who smile while singing in the choir actually nervous and more so than the ones who aren't smiling?

A: The girls who are smiling are being held hostage. They are being forced to smile.

The girls who aren't smiling are mannequins. They're incapable of being nervous. They're incapable of being afraid. They're incapable of being in love.

No matter how hard you try, they'll never love you back. Never.

Why do they have to make them so beautiful?

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