Wednesday, November 24, 2010

Q: What is the role of data base?

A: Data Base is G.I. Joe's Junior Technical Administrator. He keeps track of everyone's code names and specialties and weapons. He's really eager and works very hard and he's an asset to the team.

He is not allowed to go in the field.

He is not allowed to use a weapon, nor will he ever be.

He's probably the least qualified member of the G.I. Joe team that we have ever had, but Snake Eyes accidentally killed his parents and we had to do something with the kid. A lawsuit would have ruined us.

So now you know, and knowing is the half the battle.

The other half is fighting. As I said before, Data Base will never be involved in that half.

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