Sunday, November 7, 2010

Q: Is caption higher then lieutenant?

A: You know it is, sir. If you didn't agree with my lunch suggestion, you could have said no.

You didn't have to pull out the chain of command chart.

You didn't have to make me practice my salute.

You didn't have to call a full meeting of the force to explain the differences in rank.

Everyone is sorry that you are impotent and cannot father a child, sir, but do you really have to ruin Take Your Daughter to Work Day every single year?

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