Q: Why is baseball equipment too expensive?

A: Players. Players.

We call them players now, Grandpa.

Yes, even the black ones.

And the brown ones.

Them, too.

People don't use the term "Nips" much anymore. It's considered a little offensive.

So is that word.

So is that gesture.

And that one.

This isn't about the generation gap anymore. Now you're just being an asshole.

It's times like this that I really regret giving you my kidney.