Q: When an egg it becomes firm?

A: I have no idea what that "wise man" told you, sir, but an egg cannot be consider legal representation in a court of law.

It certainly cannot be a entire law firm.

It is just one egg.

It was just one egg.

I'm sorry. I was hungry.

I found myself one egg shy of the perfect three-egg omelet and your "consul" was sitting right there.

I didn't realize you had written your name on it.

I saw the name. I assumed it was the name of the egg.

I named the omelet after him. You should be proud.

Oh, by the way, your request for bail is denied.