Q: What kind of bugs lay round brown eggs?

A: The bug you are referring to is a chicken.

I know you are a long way from home, but if you want to fit in and escape detection, you're going to have to become a little more familiar with our Earth customs.

As I said before, chickens are not bugs. Stop calling them that.

Cars don't transform into giant, bloodthirsty, sword-wielding robots. Stop attacking them.

Human beings are free to walk the land and choose their own path in life. They are not used for fuel. Stop shoving them into your gas tank.