Wednesday, December 29, 2010

Q: What is the density of eastern cedar?

A: Eastern cedar is pretty dense.

Not as dense as oak, or cherry, but it will do.

I wasn't planning on having to bury so many people today.

You kind of caught me by surprise.

I usually only bury the dead.

But this is your Kill Bill 2 Fantasy Camp, not mine.

If you want to suddenly bury all your clients in coffins made of Eastern cedar, that's up to you.

I hope you collected the money up front.

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