Q: What happens if you fail a drug test for sports?

A: You're going to have to return all those gold medals.

You should stop handing them out to the children.

And stop posing with them for photographs.

I should have realized something was fishy when you won the shot put. Most sprinters don't excel at throwing.

It really should have been a tip off when you swept the swimming events.

The most medals won by a single competitor in one year, and they are all tainted.

I am very disappointed in you.

This scandal will destroy the Special Olympics.