Sunday, December 12, 2010

Q: What causes toenails to bruise?

A: This hammer.

This hammer I am using to hit you on the toes.

This hammer I am using to hit you on the toes until you tell me where you hid the money.

Are you following any of this?

Oh boy.

I really shouldn't have let you smoke all that pot before I started to torture you.

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Ryan Callahan has written, produced, or directed shows for ABC, A&E, SHowtime, The CW, TVLand, Animal Planet and other networks even lower on your dial. When not making TV, or writing fake answers, he reads books, buys books, or buys books to read later. Follow WikiFakeAnswers on Twitter and Facebook