Q: How do you get a price on an object?

A: You've got to guess the price. You can listen to the audience suggestions - listen, they're shouting right now. Those numbers are prices - Or you can come up with a price of your own.

If you think everyone else has overbid, you can bid one dollar.

I'm sorry. I can't tell you the price. You can't look it up on your phone either. That defeats the whole point of the show.

You've never watched this show have you?

And you're probably not even in the navy.

I bet you don't even spay and neuter your pets.

You son of a bitch.