Monday, December 20, 2010

Q: How do you find the speed of an object?

A: You could use a complex mathematical formula based on the distance of our car to the road and the distance of two fixed points from each other.

Or you could point this shiny radar gun at the car and press that button.

You know when I promised you that your old job as deputy would be waiting for you once you got back from Iraq, no matter what?

I may have to reconsider.

My promise failed to account for so much brain shrapnel.

Do you understand what I'm saying, Jesse?

Jesse?

Yup, that squirrel sure is fast.

I'm not crying. I'm just sweating. From my eyes.

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