Saturday, December 4, 2010

Q: How do I know when my fiance don't love me no more?

A: The wedding was over three days ago. He still hasn't shown up. That should have been a sign.

None of his friends or family attended either.

And he cancelled the band.

And he hired that plane to fly over head with that banner that said "Melissa, I don't love you anymore and I won't marry you." That was a long banner. It must have cost a fortune.

I'd say those are all pretty clear signs.

You might want to try and let go and get on with your life.

I think it's time to step away from the alter and take off the wedding dress.

The next wedding party has been waiting for a while. They've been patient so far, but I think they're starting to get restless.

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