Friday, November 26, 2010

Q:How long is a tour in the army infantry?

A: That's not a question we like to hear on someone's first day.

Now get out there and keep shooting.

The General promised to promote me if we capture that bunker.

And if I get promoted, I like to take my friends with me. That is, as long as my friends survive this poor-planned, ill-advised, suicide mission.

You should probably take some more bullets.

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