A: There is no microorganism responsible for salmonella. Thoughts are responsible for salmonella.
Your thoughts.
Your vile, unclean, impure thoughts.
That's why everyone is so sick. Because you wanted this.
Even if I properly cooked the turkey, everyone would have been sick.
All because of your thoughts.
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