Friday, November 19, 2010

Q: What makes you suitable for the vacancy you applied for?

A: I have all the knowledge of the person who previously held the position.

I acquired it when I cooked and ate his brain.

Which means I created the vacancy in the first place.

If nothing else, you should admire my initiative. And culinary daring.

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Ryan Callahan has written, produced, or directed shows for ABC, A&E, SHowtime, The CW, TVLand, Animal Planet and other networks even lower on your dial. When not making TV, or writing fake answers, he reads books, buys books, or buys books to read later. Follow WikiFakeAnswers on Twitter and Facebook