Friday, November 19, 2010

Q: How do you heal bed bug bites on your skin?

A: Bed bug bites can be healed with a steady application of a topical cream and some patience.

You, however, do not have bed bug bites. You have bed sores. Those can be avoided entirely by rolling onto your back once in a while or getting out of bed altogether.

The expression "making a living on your back" is just that, an expression. Your laziness is making this brothel a laughingstock.

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