Friday, November 12, 2010

Q: What does pear shaped really mean?

A: It means you are fat. We've been trying to be nice about it, but let's face facts. You are fat.

I'm sure you are wonderful boy, with a charming personality and a dry wit, but little, fat boys like you have no place in the Miss Delaware Pageant.

This is a beauty contest, not a self-esteem convention.

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Ryan Callahan has written, produced, or directed shows for ABC, A&E, SHowtime, The CW, TVLand, Animal Planet and other networks even lower on your dial. When not making TV, or writing fake answers, he reads books, buys books, or buys books to read later. Follow WikiFakeAnswers on Twitter and Facebook