Friday, November 12, 2010

Q: Does shark have backbone?

A: No. They are all just big bullies. That's why you have to stand up to them.

Go over to that one, look him in his cold, black eyes, like the eyes of a doll, and tell him, under no uncertain terms, that he must stop eating all the tourists.

He'll respect you for it and, more importantly, I'll respect you for it.

Then maybe we can talk about you sleeping inside the house again.

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