Sunday, November 14, 2010

Q: What are the disadvantages of a polluted river?

A: Well, you can't drink it for one. Kids can't play in it. Can't swim in it. It turns their skin all white and chalky. Can't water ski in it, that's for sure. You really shouldn't be near it anyway. not if you want to keep your sense of smell.

On the plus side, it's so murky it hides the bodies incredibly well. Now, grab his legs and let's get him in there. My ears are starting to water. That can't be good.

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