Q: Why did American Military Commanders want to drop the atomic bomb during World War 2?

A: To jump start the Japanese monster movie industry.

Q: Why are the finches poor in to kill a mockingbird?

A: Atticus blew all his money on cheap women and expensive booze.

I don't understand the confusion. This is plainly stated in the book, right there in the second chapter.

Now that I think about it, my copy of the book may be slightly irregular. It contains a great many hand written notations, addendums and edits that I assumed to be the work of Harper Lee, but on closer inspection seem to be written in my late uncle's angry scrawl.

I guess that explains why Scout knew all that ninjitsu. That never did make sense.

Q: Do bears attack humans?

A: Absolutely.

Why do you think all these people bought tickets?

And made those signs?

And are cheering wildly?

I assure you, they didn't come here to see a bear reason with a man.

You need to stop being so naive.

Now, slather some of this honey on your chest, get out there, and give these people their money's worth.

Q: What to do if you like a girl but also like her sister?

A: At some point, whether you like it or not, you're going to have to make a choice.

I suggest you choose ether.

They won't remember a thing.

And you'll have a memory that will last a lifetime.

Q: What do you do when you have a headache and also vomiting?

A: Take your head out of the vice.

Now do the same with your testicles.

In the future, put a little more thought as to what you should place in a vice.