Q: Why is lemon rind added to this cake?

Q: Because we're going to turn the Prime Minister into a pygmy goat.

If you had paid attention during our meetings, or done any of the assigned reading, you would understand our plan. And you would have shown up on time, in the proper disguise. What kind of State Dinner invites a plate spinner?

Not in 2012. And certainly not one who spins paper plates. We're not here to entertain the Prime Minister. We're here to make him eat this cake, because, once he eats this cake, he will turn into a pygmy goat. 

That's why we're doing all of this - the disguises, the distractions, the drugging the guards. 

And that's why we added the lemon rind, and the gopher hair, and the volcano ash, and the clippings of  condor talons.

And that's why you should stop eating the cake.