Thursday, July 21, 2011

Q: What is the first step taken when commencing first aid on a conscious adult?

A: First, calm down. Then, stop screaming.

Please stop screaming. It's just a paper cut. There's no need to freak out and cause a scene. It's just a little paper -

- Oh dear.

That's not good. 

You can start screaming again.

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Ryan Callahan has written, produced, or directed shows for ABC, A&E, SHowtime, The CW, TVLand, Animal Planet and other networks even lower on your dial. When not making TV, or writing fake answers, he reads books, buys books, or buys books to read later. Follow WikiFakeAnswers on Twitter and Facebook