Q: How many seats does Ed Stelmach hold?

A: Right now, he has seven. Wait, eight.

Nine. He has nine chairs. He's holding nine chairs.

He has no idea how to play musical chairs. He's ruining the game for everyone.

I'm reluctant to stop him. His father donated a new scoreboard for the football field, but he's holding onto all the multiples of 7 until Ed graduates.

I had a choice: Either let Ed make a mockery of musical chairs, or ban extra points.

I chose to let Ed have his way.