Wednesday, February 2, 2011

Q: Why snake need to change their skin?

A: Life on the lamb can be harsh. And cruel. And lonely.

Snake is sick of life on the lamb. He wants to be able to go out at night, take in a show, maybe eat a nice meal. He's hearing great things about The Meatball Shop.

But he can't do these things, he can't do anything with his face plastered on every lamppost and billboard, and popping up on TV every half an hour. That's why he needs to change his skin.

Specifically his face. Snake needs a new face.

He has always admired yours.

You can have his old one. What's left of it.

We had a hello of a time getting it off. We thought we could take it off in one piece. Not as easy as it sounds.

Oh, well. Now that we've had some practice, removing yours should be a snap.

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