Tuesday, February 15, 2011

Q: Why do people compliment my younger sister more than me we are both pretty?

A: Yes, you are pretty. So very pretty. You're also bright, sensitive, creative, kind, understanding, patience and caring. You're such a wonderful being, with so many endearing qualities.

One quality you don't possess, however, is self awareness.

You have no idea that you're a ghost.

That's why no one gives you any compliments.

In fact, that's why no one has spoken to you in six years.

Except for your sister. But she's crazy, which only seems to make her more appealing.

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