Tuesday, February 22, 2011

Q: What vegetable can not be frozen?

A: Your grandmother!

Your grandmother.

Hello? Is this thing on?

Are you an audience or an oil painting?

This is ridiculous. I'm busting my ass up here and you guys are giving me nothing.

I'm through with this shit.

Next time you want someone to perform when you take a loved one off life support, call a mime.

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Ryan Callahan has written, produced, or directed shows for ABC, A&E, SHowtime, The CW, TVLand, Animal Planet and other networks even lower on your dial. When not making TV, or writing fake answers, he reads books, buys books, or buys books to read later. Follow WikiFakeAnswers on Twitter and Facebook