Saturday, February 5, 2011

Q: What is manpower inc business level strategy?

A: We believe that there isn't a business problem in the world that can't be solved with manpower.

It's that simple.

Is your new business failing because you can't spread the word about your competitive prices and superior products? That sounds like a job for more manpower.

Are you having a hard time keeping up in today's ever changing marketplace? I have two words for you: More. Manpower.

Do you find yourself constantly at the mercy of roving gangs of armed hoodlums breaking in at all hours of the day and night, stealing your inventory and driving you straight to the poor house? If you have that problem, and no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire more manpower.

So, we've got the strategy down. Potential clients have our phone ringing off the hook. We've promised them an army of cheap, expendable manpower. They're counting on it.

That's where you come in.

Remember when you asked if your cousin from North Korea could crash on my place when he comes to visit?

He sure can, on one condition. He must bring twenty thousands of his friends.

They better have basic carpentry skills, and have a positive attitude, or the deal is off!

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