A: First of all, it's day time. That's not the moon. That's the sun. And it looks different all the time. Every time I look up at it, the sun looks different.
You have been staring up at it an awful lot lately. Every time I see you, you're staring up at the sun and muttering to yourself. Maybe your vision has been affected. Let's find out.
How many fingers am I holding up?
Okay, let's try again. Perhaps I startled you.
How many fingers am I holding up?
Moon is not a number.
And I'm over here.
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