Q: Why do companies sell their stock?

A: To raise money for future expansion.

I wouldn't even know what a "sell-off" is. I'm not familiar with that term.

Why would all the top executives of Spineutech, a highly successful pharmaceutical company, sell off all their stock? That doesn't even make sense.

Bankrupt? Why would - That was one report! About one test. It's nothing to worry about. Do you have any idea how many of our competitors new drugs result in, what was the term they used? ... Infant Spinal Jettison?

I don't have the exact numbers in front of me, but it's a lot.

If you really think we're the only company that sells a drug that makes the spine of infants spontaneously liquefy and fall out, well, I don't know what to tell you. You are being awfully naive.

Now about all this stock for sale. As I said, there is a lot of it. And it is very cheap. For the low, low price of $12,000, you could become the majority shareholder today.

Oh.

No, I didn't know that.

How long ago?

Just liquefied and fell right out?

God, that's awful.

Just terrible.

Are you aware of the great advancements being made by Spineutech in the field of Infant Exo-Skeletons?