Q: What is a social or seasonal behavior for a Siberian tiger?

A: In the winter, they mostly keep to themselves, spending most of their time with their families, sleeping or mating. They're pretty docile that time of year.

In the summer, they roam the fields, in small packs, looking for prey. They'll attack almost anything. They'll eat pretty much anything. Over the past few years, they've really developed a taste for human flesh.

Specifically, soft, pink human flesh, like the flesh of children. They can't get enough of it.

Yup. Siberian tigers are mighty nasty in the summer. It's a terrible time of year to try and photograph one.

This is all explained in the brochure.

Sure it is.

Give me that.

See? Right here, in the very small print, under the picture of the young child riding a Siberian tiger, it says "Between the months of May and September, Siberian tigers are extremely dangerous and bloodthirsty, and should not be approached or photographed. If you see one, you should run."

And below that, if look closely it says, "This photograph was taken in March. The tiger was heavily sedated."

And below that, now the print is real small here, "The Siberian Tiger Family Adventure is not responsible for any injuries, dismemberments or deaths caused by Siberian tigers."

And below that, it says "No refunds."

As you can see, it's spelled out plainly here in the brochure.

Too bad about your boy.

I'm sure next time, you'll read the fine print.