Q: What happens when you drink alcohol?

A: First, you begin to relax. You lighten up a bit and feel the stress of the day fade away.

Then, you become more talkative, your inhibitions disappear, and you'll really start to enjoy yourself.

Soon, you''ll discover that you have an opinion on everything, and you are not afraid to share it, at the top of your voice, and everybody better goddamn listen, because you are hilarious.

Eventually, you'll bump into a co-worker you consider attractive, or are able to convince yourself is attractive, and you'll spend a long time talking to her, inching ever closer, constantly wondering when's the best time to begin groping.

At some point you'll think shots are a good idea.

Oh my God! This place has beer pong!

Later in the night, you'll be amazed by some of your profound insights on the true nature of man, and by your ability to vomit into the urinal without missing.

Switching to scotch makes sense.

There are some fuzzy spots here.

Did I make out with someone?

I think I remember yelling. There was probably some yelling. And I may have bought a dozen Chuck Norris DVDs on Amazon?

In the morning, you will have a body headache, cotton mouth and unexplained bruises on your forearms. Your wife will be very mad at you. And you'll realize you are late for work, with barely enough time for a bong hit before you run out the door.

The good news: It's only a few hours until lunch, and the Mexican place on the corner has awesome margaritas.